INTERNETERNITY
The Web Is Forever
Experience a nostalgia-soaked memorial for the golden-era of the world wide web – the '90s and '00s – in fond rememberance of viral email chains, political ragdolls, old Flash animations, and other fun stuff.
Donald J. Trump
I sure hope those rocks aren't too jagged and sharp!
Kristi Noem
Don't worry, that MAGA hat won't come off, she glues it down.
Gregory Bovino
Or any ICE agent for that matter. Brrrr, looks cold in there.
Vladimir Putin
I wonder where he's falling from? Perhaps a window.
Emmanuel Macron
Oooh la la. Au oui oui. He be sippin' vin blanc in his lingerie.
Elon Musk
Launch space Karen to Mars and never look back.
Mitch McConnell
He's pretty used to falling by now, anyway, amirite?
Steven Miller
Enjoy the maximum cranium for some extra heft!
Petr Fiala
Czech it out, this guy can really catch air.
JD Vance
Wishing you a soft couch landing, JD!
Ted Cruz
Interrupting his warm weather getaway, the poor fella!
George W Bush
A fooled him can't be fooled again.